1. An outgoing, proactive personality
  2. Previous experience in presenting and inspiring groups
  3. The ability to work as part of a quickly growing team
  4. In touch with the latest trends
  5. A reliable, insured vehicle
  6. Available to work some evenings, weekends and Mondays
  7. A credit card for all reimbursable expenses

OK, I'm all that. I'd like to send in my resume.

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